So for all of the fear of WWIII out there by coward progressives who were stupid enough to think the draft was going to happen...Iran blinked.


For an entire generation, the world has managed Iran like the batsh*t crazy grandmother over the holidays. The previous President 'kept all options on the table' but left his balls in the first ladies' purse and giving into Iran.


Well, as anyone with an ounce of unbiased common sense knows that Iran is a country in shambles that has been run into the ground by religion. Iran's 'President' has even come out and verified that without oil exports, Iran is broke. US sanctions have crippled the country and even a 24-hour 'war' with the US is all that it would take for a handful of people in a climate-controlled trailer half a world away to destroy every aspect of their oil enterprise.


The world knows this. Rouhani knows this. Trump knows this. Obama knew it. So Iran blinked and launched just enough of a 'countermeasure' to allow their state-controlled media to talk about how they gave it back ten fold to the evil empire.