This was posted on another website today. I thought it was pretty funny & it stirred quite an image in my head:
"...Did you hear about the tantrum that Danny Boy Ward threw at the Rath Building the other day when he heard that there were 3 other possible contenders for Comptroller? I was told he first ran to Lenny and then to his brother SCREAMING and YELLING, "THAT POSITION BELONGS TO ME, I EARNED IT FOR RUNNING AGAINST JOEL!"
Well now, lets see....Town Board...nope........... EC Legislator.......nope...........Comptroller......n ope.........DOPE..........
yes?"