Jeff Foxworthy on Buffalo

[FJB]

Jeff Foxworthy on Buffalo NY:

If you consider it a sport to sit in a ice hut all
day long with a rod and
reel just to put perch in your freezer.. you might
live in Buffalo.

If you're proud that your region makes the national
news 96 nights each year
because Lewiston is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in
Buffalo.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November
through March, you might
live in Buffalo.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five
months out of the year,
you might live in Buffalo.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and
they don't work there, you
might live in Buffalo; because you're all so damn
friendly.

If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka
at the same time, you
might live in Buffalo.

If your town has an equal number of bars and
churches, or if you are in
church and your priest or minister asks you to pray
for the Bills, and
wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff you
might live in Buffalo.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you might live in Buffalo.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Buffalonian when:

1. "Vacation" means going over to your cabin in
Canada for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more
than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.

6. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
knows how to use them.

7. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.

8. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with
snow.

9. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter,
still winter and road
construction.

10. Down South to you means ERIE, PA.

11. You find '0' degrees "a little chilly."

12. You go out to fish fry every Friday, Prime Rib
on Saturday and bingo
every Wednesday.

13. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due
to frost.

14. You have more miles on your snow blower than
your car.

15.You know deep in your heart you will never win a
professional sports championship

16. You actually understand these jokes, and you
forward them to all your
Buffalo friends

[Shasta13]

So true1

[granpabob]

you know you are from buffalo if;

you leave your Christmas lights up all year

if you have to talk to your family by calling long distance

fine dining means choosing between burger king and McDonald's

if you have voted for the same people in four or more elections

if you think the peace bridge looks good

if your pool cover is still on from last year

if you can name ten places to buy pizza and wings

if you have actually bought pizza and wings from all ten to find the best one

if you think vinegar must be served with fries

if you think roast beef must be on kimmelweck rolls

if you can say Scajaquada.

if you think we should spend 100 million to fix an abandoned insanasylum and you dont reside in one

[Stevenco]

..you're from Buffalo.













* the more you think about that one the funnier it is.