What's your tree?

[speaker]

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and
somewhat accurate. Find your tree below and see what you are like...

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

TREES (in alphabetical order):

Apple Tree(Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,
sensitive, loyal in love, wants to l ove and be loved, faithful and
tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) - extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable,
restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention,
needs love and much emotional support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, creat es a calm and content & atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to
look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious,
healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely
family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be
content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied,
faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not
to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree(Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals,
sexually oriented , great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,
loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them,
hard to trust others, yet a social butt erfly, likes idleness and
laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,
unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree(Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very
demanding
but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting
impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular,
quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise
sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers,
is
seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of
its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) -intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes
out, bu t not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices
for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely
loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has
many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerf ul, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of
jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally
soft, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complic ations, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected
reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family
life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic
places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy
to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition,
suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner;
loves
to make others laugh.

[therising]

Yeah, that's me:

Fig Tree(Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals,
sexually oriented , great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,
loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them,
hard to trust others, yet a social butt erfly, likes idleness and
laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented,
unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

[WNYresident]

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complic ations, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

[GeorgeB]

Wow, that IS accurate:

Lime Tree (Doubt) -intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes
out, bu t not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices
for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely
loyal.

[steven]

Yeah, that's me:

Fig Tree(Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals,
sexually oriented , great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

We so special

[WestSideJohn]

Mine was spot on:

Ficus Tree (Weird) -- spends too much time online, thinks it's still 1988 judging from wardrobe and CD collection, eats too much pizza. Likes dogs but isn't a freak about it, thinks taste in films is more sophisticated than yours. Will probably steal from you if given the opportunity. Often seen advancing inappropriately controversial opinions at parties.

[speaker]

Mine was spot on:

Ficus Tree (Weird) -- spends too much time online, thinks it's still 1988 judging from wardrobe and CD collection, eats too much pizza. Likes dogs but isn't a freak about it, thinks taste in films is more sophisticated than yours. Will probably steal from you if given the opportunity. Often seen advancing inappropriately controversial opinions at parties.

All right, wsj, I didn't see that anyplace (as bad as rising who hogs 2 of them)

[citymouse]

I figured mine would have nuts.

[Ragin]

Hazelnut Tree(Extraordinary) --
charming ... without a doubt
sense of humor .. gotta laugh, life sux
very demanding .. lil ol' me? I don't think so ..
but can also be very understanding .. absolutely
knows how to make a lasting impression .. all good, of course
active fighter for social causes and politics .. I'm here, ain't I?
popular .. what can I say?
quite moody ... who me? ... naaaa ..
sexually oriented .. umm .. no comment
honest .. another Abe Lincoln
a perfectionist .. I like things done right the first time
has a precise sense of judgment .. I like to think so
expects complete fairness .. especially if it benefits me

[Joe Buff]

Fig Tree(Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals,
sexually oriented , great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

Yes! But nobody appreciates me!

Actually, I found lots of other trees that are very much me, too. It's kind of like a horoscope: Everything applies to everyone who thinks it does.

[Ragin]

Sure are a number of Fig trees on this board considering they "hate contradiction or arguments" ... hmmm

Who makes this stuff up anyway?

Just so it's clear to all, I am not demanding or moody

[steven]

Just so it's clear to all, I am not demanding or moody

I was looking for the "nimby" tree for you ragin

[Ragin]

I was looking for the "nimby" tree for you ragin

Keep looking, steven. Maybe you'll find the "money" tree

[Ragin]

I was looking for the "nimby" tree for you ragin

Keep looking, steven. Maybe you'll find the "money" tree too and if you do ... call me!!

[Crisco Kid]

Never heard of a Hornbeam Tree before. Thanks for the info.