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you could steal some thunder away from the newly discovered gosple of judas w/those
Proverbs
''It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.''
''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.''
''Man with one chopstick go hungry.''
''Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.''
''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''
''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!''
''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.''
''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''
''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.''
''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.''
''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!''
''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!''
''Man who sit on tack get point!''
''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!''
''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''
''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.
''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
People who wonder if the glass is half empty or full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
you could steal some thunder away from the newly discovered gosple of judas w/those
ROFLMAO!!! These are too funny!!!
Your right to buy a military weapon without hindrance, delay or training cannot trump Daniel Barden’s right to see his eighth birthday. -- Jim Himes
Originally Posted by steven
Proverbs
''It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.''
''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.''
''Man with one chopstick go hungry.''
''Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.''
''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''
''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!''
''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.''
''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''
''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.''
''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.''
''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!''
''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!''
''Man who sit on tack get point!''
''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!''
''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''
''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.
''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
Wow, Steven. Did you think these all up yourself?
The evil hide even when no one is chasing them.- Proverbs
Steven you know we dont have orginal thoughts on the west side
I stole them from someone else.....
BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH DONT TELL ANYONE
People who wonder if the glass is half empty or full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
..but we do.Steven you know we dont have orginal thoughts on the west side
Hey, cite your references. Even Nightowl did that.
The evil hide even when no one is chasing them.- Proverbs
This is kind of in the same vein:
BUSINESSES I DREAM OF OPENING:
(I apologize for any political incorrectness.)
An optometrist's office called "Like Eye Care"
A kosher deli called "Shofar So Good"
A "big box" religious item retail establishment called "Jesus Christ Superstore"
I'm just here to make people laugh. And to confuse people. Oh, and to irritate people.
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