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    This was funny. I mean it's not funny but this was in my email today.

    Our New Immigrants

    This is probably one of the best 'jokes' that I've read in a
    while...


    A Somali arrives in
    Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
    States
    .

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and

    says,

    "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
    giving me

    housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But
    the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
    having such a beautiful country here in
    America!" The person
    says "I am not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he

    stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
    America!"
    That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
    Middle East, I am
    not an American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
    American?" She says, "No, I am from
    Russia!" So he is puzzled,
    and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks
    at her watch, shrugs, and says...

    "They are probably at work!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WNYresident
    Our New Immigrants

    This is probably one of the best 'jokes' that I've read in a
    while...


    A Somali arrives in
    Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
    States
    .

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and

    says,

    "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
    giving me

    housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But
    the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
    having such a beautiful country here in
    America!" The person
    says "I am not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he

    stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
    America!"
    That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
    Middle East, I am
    not an American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
    American?" She says, "No, I am from
    Russia!" So he is puzzled,
    and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks
    at her watch, shrugs, and says...

    "They are probably at work!"
    Har har

    If all the immigrants out there are doing nothing but sucking taxpayer dollars, why do Americans keep insisting illegals are taking American jobs?

    Can't have it both ways.

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    It is funny!
    When our unemployment rate is at 4% as it is now we are at capacity and we would be working.
    You can have it both ways total.
    Americans are bitching in both direction. They are also bitching about jobs going over seas. My experiance has shown that Americans like to bitch alot and do nothing about it the same time.

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