LUXURY PORK AND PATRONAGE LINER HITS POLITITICAL ICEBERG


The HMS Erie County enroute from Neverland to Know Where hit a political Iceberg yesterday,to the tune of 31 million dollars.No report on survivors. However one of the officers was heard to say

A complete surprise, too, to newly-elected County Legislator and Democratic Majority Leader Maria Whyte. "If we were to propose this," she says, "what are the ways we would go about filling the budget gap of 31-million?"

To translate for you land lubers "Gee wiz what do we do with all the water"

The ships captain Wrong way Giambra was see changeing in to fashionable pink chiffon coctail dress with matching purse when word was passed to the life boats women and children first.

First, from Giambra aide James Hartman, Gee boss I dont see de plane.

The rescue craft the SS Hard Controll board was standing by to render assistance said Comander Ned Regan.