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    Punch lines with a Hook!

    what kind of movies do pirates enjoy most? answer: rated RRRRR ones.
    A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.

    "How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.

    The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

    "Wow!" says the soldier. "What about your hook?"

    "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

    "Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?"

    "A grapefruit squirted in my eye," the pirate replies.

    "You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?"

    "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the new hook."

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    I used to date this girl who had a lazy eye. I broke up with her though 'cause she was seeing someone on the side.

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    And his favorite restaurant is Arrrrrby's
    The evil hide even when no one is chasing them.- Proverbs

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    Inner ring suburbs.
    My boyfriend gives really good backrubs because he's a misogynist.

    I can't fix my car because I have very poor motor skills.

    The retired voodoo priestess could no longer give a damn.

    The nasty proctologist said, "Take the suppositories and shove them up you a**!"

    The angry pastor yelled, "It's a church for Christ's sake!"
    I'm just here to make people laugh. And to confuse people. Oh, and to irritate people.

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    ha ha arrrrrby's

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    A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering
    wheel stuck down his pants.

    The bartender can’t help but ask, "What’s with the steering wheel?"

    "ARRRRGGH," the pirate answers, "it’s drivin’ me nuts."

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    what is a pirate's favorite type of socks?

    what would a pirate's second-choice job be?
    an arrrrrrchitect!

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