You're scared that Obama might actually do something with the awful mess Bush left us.
Talk about un-patriotic and anti-American hoping that the country fails.
What better way is there to celebrate the return of America's greatness than a Haiku contest? Haikus are of course a form of Japanese poetry (we are now part of the world again so it's okay if everything isn't American all the time) which follows the 5-7-5 syllable format.
Show the world how much you love our new President in verse!
Here are mine:
Barack Obama
How the hell did this happen?
God, what a cluster
My mortgage is due
You will need my coupon book
Now - about healthcare...
More handouts for all
Gimme line starts behind me
At last, no more work
Goodbye Free Market
Socialist Health Care For All!
Pray that lump's benign.
Qualifications.
Who needs them when you've got a
Media in Love?
Bush is doody head
He makes me feel bad inside
Bill Ayers, not so much.
Making decisions
Then I'd be responsible
Better vote "present."
Bought a pound of weed
Grateful Dead albums also
See you in eight years
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
You're scared that Obama might actually do something with the awful mess Bush left us.
Talk about un-patriotic and anti-American hoping that the country fails.
Guess our incoming Sec. of State taught me well.
"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say, 'We are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!'"
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
we actually have a right to kick out any govt official we dont like. Its on our declaration of independance.
What i truelly do not like, is how if you dont like obama, your unamerican, unpatriotic, and above all a RACIST
Honestly, WTF?!
Barack Obama
The One.. The Only Savior
Global Orgasm
heh heh... this is kinda fun.
Gasoline is free
Mortgage payments: optional
Baracktopia
We are in control.
Cult of Personality.
Do not question it.
Running out of time
For Bush to send Obama
To Guantanamo
Declare martial law
And crown himself king for life
Like they said he would.
Could they have been wrong?
How? Their community is
Reality-based.
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
Newsmen leg tingles.
Their chosen one has arrived.
Now, get under bus.
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
Architecture snobs
Once again have gone and stopped
A new building here
I'm just here to make people laugh. And to confuse people. Oh, and to irritate people.
Pretentious jackwads
Will always try to ruin
Normal progress here
I'm just here to make people laugh. And to confuse people. Oh, and to irritate people.
Poor western NY
Feel like red headed step son
Thrown to wolves again.
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
Princess Caroline
Takes Bat and ball and goes home
Chuck Schumer relieved
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
A friggin' turnip
Is running the show- egads
We are so damn done
Looks like our country
Is almost shovel ready
Right near pine box time
Hillary will NEVER be President
Obama is a FORMER President
Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
*said/read in zombie voice*
We are the children
Obama is the leader
All money to him
First Amendment rights are like muscles, if you don't exercise them they will atrophy.
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