This just in:
To make up the lost revenue from the holdout, the NHL announced today season ticket prices will start at $4,000 a seat and all teams are officially in the playoffs with ticket prices starting at $12,000 a seat.
Side note:
Back to the slow agonizing death known as Lindi Ruff. Just think if there was no lockout, there was a good chance he would have been fired by now for another season of under-achieving Buffalo hockey.