29 School Districts WTF!

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National education rankings by state (Morgan Quitno, 2005-6):
New York: 10
NC: 22

My house: ~2000 sq ft.
lot size: ~ .2 acre
Selling price: ~100m
taxes: ~1200

Flying cockroaches:
NC: thousands
NY: none

Hurricanes:
NC: 3 this year?
NY: none

Heat Related Deaths:
NC: a few I would guess
NY: none

Confederate gun-rack totin redneck sumbitches:
NC: a whole freakin state of 'em.
NY: a few hiding in the mountains

I'm pretty happy here in NY, thanks so much.

but does make one ponder why the state is growing and ours is shrinking