Do you have a light, pal?

[avet]

I just feel "so much" safer now !!! WHEW!!!

".""The U.S. Transportation Security Administration has announced it will ban butane, electric and absorbed fuel lighters aboard all aircraft and in areas behind airport security gates beginning in April. "

They should impose the same rule to those millions of illegal aliens who are crossing our wide open borders, day, after day?

"Haltoo! Por fa vor! Dooo yuooo havoooo a Bicooo?"

"A New York State Licneseoo?" Yea? Okay, here's what you do.'

"Hitch a ride on a bus, go way, way, way, up north, 'till you come to an area where you see all the parks are closed, lots of people standing in long, long, lines for unemployment, and lots of people packing up moving vans. If you happen to see any real fancy SUV's with two men in them, bow down in respect, and say "thank you, seginoir". "


"Now go get them blemishes removed. And you might as well get some liposuction while your there, so you can tuck in your shirt.

[moonshine]

So much for those on-board Bon Jovi concerts