I saw the title of the thread and thought it was gonna be a joke...
Like:
- Dress up as a jar of Weber's mustard.
- Rent a Baby Joe Mesi costume-- complete with paint on shiner.
For a group costume theme:
- Go as the WGRZ "Red Coat Team." Inflatable Stephan Mychajliw bopper toy is gonna cost you extra but we'll throw in an extra Josh Boose mask for free!
- Go as the Erie County Legislature: Blonde or brunette pageboy wigs for the ladies... The one who goes as Marinelli gets a rumpled hot pink cardigan... The guys all get to carry pizza boxes and gavels.
- The Chris Collins costume comes complete with large eyes and a hatchet that can be used to attack an inflatable barrel of pork.
- Or if you can't afford a costume... You can borrow grandma's glasses and use a mop top as a wig and go as Robby Takac.
- You can draw tattoos on yourself, not wash your hair for a week, cover yourself in ripped sweaters and bergamot scented oil and go as Ani DiFranco.