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    Happy thanksgiving


    Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
    I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
    The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white.
    ... But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    The thought of a snack became infatuation.
    So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
    And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

    I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
    "Til all of a sudden...I rose off the ground.

    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
    With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
    But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
    Happy Eating To All..Pass The Cranberries, Please.

    May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
    May your potatoes n' gravy have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious.. may your pies take the prize.
    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!
    Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
    Plato

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    Good one!

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    Excellent!
    I'm cooking mine on Sunday. I cook it for the leftovers
    Happy Thanksgiving
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    Deep frying again this year seeing it was a big hit last year.

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
    I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.

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    Jaime Oliver was making a turkey on the Anderson Cooper show yesterday (Love Anderson by the way). Anyway he used a pasty stuff with green stuff in it to cover the turkey but I didn't catch what it was. Looked WONDERFUL when it was done!
    Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
    Plato

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