OBAMA = JOE THEISMAN'S LEG
PALIN = LAWRENCE TAYLOR


Palin = Duke of Wellington
Obama = Napoleon

Obama = Captain Ahab
Palin = Moby Dick

Obama = chicken
Palin = Col. Sanders with his 11 secret herbs and spices.

Obama = New England Patriots.
Palin = New York Giants.

Palin = Callahan
Obama = Some punk who feels lucky

Sarah Palin: Backwoods hunter
Barack Obama: Ned Beatty

Sarah Palin: Drill
Barack Obama: Outer continental shelf

Sarah Palin: Flash Gordon
Obama: Emperor Ming
Olberman: Klytus

Obama = Holyfield's ear
Palin = Tyson

Palin: Pat Benatar
Obama & Biden: Air Supply

Sarah Palin: Ike Turner
Barack Obama: Tina Turner
Joe Biden: Someone who once met Tina Turner

Barack Obama: Rosie O'Donnell
Sarah Palin: The Ugly Stick

Barack Obama: Painful Viscous Vaginal Discharge
Sarah Palin: Vagisil

Obama = Quint
Palin = A twenty footer. Twenty five.

Palin: slow ground ball up the first base line
Obama: Bill Buckner

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