She once got in a fight with a bear, and she only had a knife. She gave the knife to the bear so the bear would have a chance. It lost anyway.
The sun shines for six months straight in Alaska because if Sarah Palin says the lights stay on, THEN THE FRIGGING LIGHTS STAY ON.
Sarah Palin once glanced northward. The glaciers have been receeding ever since.
Sarah Palin met Chuck Norris at a fundraiser once. She snapped his neck and made a mascara brush out of his shinbone, because There Can Be Only One.
Soccer mom's fear her fore check!
Sarah Palin can not only catch a bullet in her teeth, she can tie it in a knot with her tongue.
Sarah Palin once saved a girl from drowning. That girl grew up to be John Edwards.
Sarah Palin is the governor Arnold Schwarzenegger should be.
Sarah gives Barack 15 points and still beats him in one-on-one basketball games.
Every night before bed, Sarah Palin goes out and pushes the Canadian border a little further east. The Canadians know this, but are afraid to say anything.
Sarah Palin's Secret Service Agents feel safer just because she's nearby.
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Originally Posted by ILOVEDNY
She once got in a fight with a bear, and she only had a knife. She gave the knife to the bear so the bear would have a chance. It lost anyway.
