Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so
we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her
the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the
people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes
in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but
she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex
with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's
fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of poop