A new cable channel is being introduced and will soon be offered to Buffalo subscribers of Time Warner. (The network is only broadcast in HDTV by the way so you are **** out of luck if you have an old set...)

Even more notable is that only Time Warner Cable subscribers who live in "another dimension" will be able to clearly pick up this channel... But I digress.

HERE ARE SOME OF THE SHOWS ON THE WNY GAME SHOW RERUN NETWORK:

Press Your Luck With the Buffalo Police!

...Based on the 80s hit series "Press Your Luck," this show will feature journalists vying for stories rather than money. H. McCarthy Gipson and Byron Brown will host the show and will ask local journalists silly trivia questions. If the journalists answer the questions correctly, they are given a chance to "spin" on an electronic board of squares. Behind some of the squares are hidden stories about Buffalo crime. Behind other squares is The Whammy! Oh yeah, we all remember The Whammy! Only in this game show The Whammy is actually a pushy Margaret Sullivan in disguise! If the journalists land on The Whammy! she will jump off of the screen and start pushing the journalists toward Gipson and Brown and screaming in a shrieking voice, "Come on! Come on! Make them tell you what happened on the East Side last night! We have a right to know! To heck with the witnesses who might be put in danger! We wanna sell papers and we're running out of ideas! EEEEEEEEK!"

Of course, landing on The Whammy! means that the journalists lose all access to those hidden crime stories... And it's back to reporting about sausage thefts from freezers in South Buffalo.