Originally Posted by
BorderBob
I agree. I have always been a proponent of pay as you go services.
"Hello, Thank you for calling Bob's Police Department"
"um...I just got robbed."
"Ok, sorry to hear that, we do offer several services that I believe can help."
"OK, he's running down Elmwood, he is wear..."
"We will get to that in a moment, first of all I need to know what service you would like today. Single car service with a 5 block search is $39.95 for the first hour. Extra blocks are extra, but we are offering a BOGO at half price if the search lasts two or more hours."
"He just turned the corner onto Hertel"
"Could I offer you our Premium Service?" "It is especially convienent for those living is, oh, high occurrence neighborhoods"
"nevermind, he is gone"
"I'm sorry to hear that, you have a better day now."
b.b.