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  1. November 17th, 2010, 07:50 PM #1
    Mindcrime
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    For those of you traveling by air this holiday season...

    ...Will you be opting for the Enhanced Groping, or the X-Ray(ted) full-body scans?
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. No one is entitled to their own facts.
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  2. November 17th, 2010, 08:01 PM #2
    Chet Kowal
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    Talking Read before flying ...

    Comply With Me*
    (With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra)

    Comply with me, before you fly away
    Remove those shoes and take a cruise
    Through my peekaboo X-ray
    Comply with me, I'm your friendly TSA

    Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
    If you opt out I'll just give a shout
    To my icy-handed chums
    Comply with me, bend over here it comes

    Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
    I'll just fish
    Got my wish
    Once I get all up there you'll be squirming like an eel
    You may squeal
    At the feel
    When we're together

    Proctology is such a lovely trade
    I'll show you love with my rubber glove
    Try not to be afraid
    I'd be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
    Comply with me, I'm GS8 pay grade

    Janet Napolitano says to spread 'em wide
    Have you tried Astro-glide?
    Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
    Head aloft
    Turn it and cough
    When we're together

    Don't crack wise or I'll ruin your whole day
    Please don't frown when I pat you down
    It alerts the CIA
    It's perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
    Comply with me, comply comply
    Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!


    (from: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk...y-with-me.html)
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  3. November 17th, 2010, 08:48 PM #3
    mnb811
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    LMAO Good one!!!
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  4. November 17th, 2010, 08:48 PM #4
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    CAN YOU CHECK ME ...again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mindcrime View Post
    ...Will you be opting for the Enhanced Groping, or the X-Ray(ted) full-body scans?
    HMMMM...wondering if I'll get arrested for an erection during the "pat down"?
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  5. November 18th, 2010, 05:31 PM #5
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    I could have save the government millions!!

    I got a whole drawer full of these!!

    I thought gambling was illegal in NY
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  6. November 18th, 2010, 08:22 PM #6
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    I heard if you refuse the search they send you to the holding center to be water boarded
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  7. November 18th, 2010, 08:37 PM #7
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    Am I allowed to pick who can grope me?
    Kiss someone that's different. It helps.
    Lets get the facts first, then go for the jugular!!
    It's all transparent, just read between the lines..
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  8. November 19th, 2010, 10:55 AM #8
    ILOVEDNY
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    Go for the grope.
    And moan loudly while they do it.
    Hillary will NEVER be President
    Obama is a FORMER President
    Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
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  9. November 19th, 2010, 12:29 PM #9
    PickOranges
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    The lobbyists arranged this legislation along with our politicians.

    Now, our politicians created themselves new positions at these same companies.
    Kiss someone that's different. It helps.
    Lets get the facts first, then go for the jugular!!
    It's all transparent, just read between the lines..
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  10. November 19th, 2010, 08:31 PM #10
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    COMPLY WITH ME. The Video

    Hillary will NEVER be President
    Obama is a FORMER President
    Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
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  11. November 19th, 2010, 11:09 PM #11
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    I wonder if it would be frowned upon to read Penthouse as they're groping you?
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  12. November 20th, 2010, 11:44 AM #12
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    As soon as you see tsa coming with a rubber glove on, just start stripping.
    “Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.”
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  13. November 20th, 2010, 12:03 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ILOVEDNY View Post
    Go for the grope.
    And moan loudly while they do it.
    LMAO!!!!! I rarely ever agree with you on anything, but this is a win.
    Meow, baby
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  14. November 21st, 2010, 08:21 PM #14
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    Hillary will NEVER be President
    Obama is a FORMER President
    Joe Biden is in Scranton eating paste.
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