If they could only harvest the amount of salt that has been laid on the internet in the last 12 hours, public works in every norther city wouldn't have to purchase it for a generation.

Last night progressives learned that when someone says every group has a a**hole but that same person can't figure out who the a**hole is...it's them. These people hover around groupthink safe echo-chambers like Twitter and Reddit to the point where they are no longer to realize their neighbors and coworkers find them intolerable.

The challenge for these people is that every now and then people get together and get to vote in privacy and boy do they not like the results. Even when they win they lose. When Progressives do win office they start to put down a record and attempt to make policy. This only exposes their idiocy further. Well sometimes. Other times they go decades without doing a damn thing but collect a paycheck for wagging their finger at the sky.