I hate Cell phones but

[Surfing USA]

Sometimes I like to drive around with one hand up to my ear in the fist postion and pretend I'm talking to the Pope. I got pulled over by cops twice for that so far. When they approach the car I roll down the window and tell the cop to hold on a minute I'm on the phone with the Pope and point to my empty fist. Man...we both laugh so hard snot actually comes out of the cop's nose.

[Stevenco]

This will never make it, so the subject should be dropped.