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    What the Founding Fathers would REALLY be Thinking

    George Washington -- would be telling every single person what an weakling a-hole they are, reserving an extra special "pu**y" call-out for Colin Powell and David Petraeus. (would most likely have already taken out the Governator in a steel cage match)

    Benjamin Franklin -- would be completely addicted to internet porn.

    John Adams -- would be angry and bitter that no one recognized HIS contribution to the financial meltdown

    Alexander Hamilton -- would wonder how the hell he didn't come up with trading shady stock derivitaves first.

    Thomas Jefferson -- would be hoping no one finds out that President Obama is quite possibly his secret ultimate grandson via Sally Hemings.

    John Quincy Adams -- would be on the Dr Phil show still looking for the daddy "who really loved him."
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    Quote Originally Posted by run4it View Post
    George Washington -- would be telling every single person what an weakling a-hole they are, reserving an extra special "pu**y" call-out for Colin Powell and David Petraeus

    Powell and Petraeus, being the disciplined soldiers they are, simultaneously respond by pounding their parachutist badge's into George's gluteus maximus, while chiding him for allowing New Jersey to remain part of the Continental Union....

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    lets be realistic here, the founding fathers would be locked up by DHS and called terrorists...
    Willful ignorance is the downfall of every major empire in history.

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