George Washington -- would be telling every single person what an weakling a-hole they are, reserving an extra special "pu**y" call-out for Colin Powell and David Petraeus. (would most likely have already taken out the Governator in a steel cage match)
Benjamin Franklin -- would be completely addicted to internet porn.
John Adams -- would be angry and bitter that no one recognized HIS contribution to the financial meltdown
Alexander Hamilton -- would wonder how the hell he didn't come up with trading shady stock derivitaves first.
Thomas Jefferson -- would be hoping no one finds out that President Obama is quite possibly his secret ultimate grandson via Sally Hemings.
John Quincy Adams -- would be on the Dr Phil show still looking for the daddy "who really loved him."
Last edited by run4it; April 24th, 2010 at 10:43 AM.
~WnyresidentBut your being a dick
lets be realistic here, the founding fathers would be locked up by DHS and called terrorists...
Willful ignorance is the downfall of every major empire in history.
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao, 1938
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