What the Founding Fathers would REALLY be Thinking
George Washington -- would be telling every single person what an weakling a-hole they are, reserving an extra special "pu**y" call-out for Colin Powell and David Petraeus. (would most likely have already taken out the Governator in a steel cage match)
Benjamin Franklin -- would be completely addicted to internet porn.
John Adams -- would be angry and bitter that no one recognized HIS contribution to the financial meltdown
Alexander Hamilton -- would wonder how the hell he didn't come up with trading shady stock derivitaves first.
Thomas Jefferson -- would be hoping no one finds out that President Obama is quite possibly his secret ultimate grandson via Sally Hemings.
John Quincy Adams -- would be on the Dr Phil show still looking for the daddy "who really loved him."