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    Smile High school: 1957 and 2010

    Scenario 1:
    Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

    1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.


    2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario 2:
    Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.


    2010 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario 3:
    Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

    1957 – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.


    2010 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario 4:
    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.


    2010 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

    Scenario 5:
    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..

    1957 – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock


    2010 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario 6:
    Pedro fails high school English.

    1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.


    2010 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario 7:
    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

    1957 – Ants die.


    2010 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents — and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario 8:
    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.


    2010 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
    At least if Obama gets re-elected in 2012, he can just blame everything on the President of the past four years.

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    To quote my all time favorite and ever so prophetic musician Bob dylan... For the times they are a changin'

    Wish I knew how to post videos..im singing this song in my head right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon View Post
    To quote my all time favorite and ever so prophetic musician Bob dylan... For the times they are a changin'

    Wish I knew how to post videos..im singing this song in my head right now
    Just post the "embed code" from youtube videos, Rhi.
    At least if Obama gets re-elected in 2012, he can just blame everything on the President of the past four years.

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    TIME CHANGES EVERYTHING...just like money

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon View Post
    To quote my all time favorite and ever so prophetic musician Bob dylan... For the times they are a changin'

    Wish I knew how to post videos..im singing this song in my head right now
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNpgnojMG-4

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    High School 2050........

    The rich outsource their children to other countries that do a better job less expensively for an education.

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    May i continue..

    1957: Judy has toast, maybe eggs and bacon, depending on how hungry she is. Maybe even some oatmeal. A glass of juice and or milk.

    2010: If judy has breakfast at home, she may have a pop tart, some sugary ceral. Pretty much same thing if she eats it at school. And they drink pop.




    1957: Carl and Catie walk to school which is two blocks away,

    2010: Carl and Catie are bused to school on the other side of the city.




    1957: Most kids had recess and spent part of their day outside.

    2010: kids are expected to sit still all day.



    *in 1957 children weren't expected to sit still in class all day, the teachers gave them recess and time to move around the classroom.




    1957 cookies and potato chips were a treat. cookies were baked at home with natural ingredients.

    2010 Treats have become a staple in the diet. School vending machines have pop.
    “Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yankeefan2009 View Post
    Just post the "embed code" from youtube videos, Rhi.
    Oh Duh... Thanks..LOL

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