The part that should have you laughing is your made up scenarios where every burglar knows the house better than the home-owner, every burglar is a super genius, and every burglar has some type of Delta Force skills with a roscoe...
You should probably stop supplying your foe's arguments as well. That is basically akin to you waving a white flag.
Acting as if you have all the answers isn't serving you well. I'm pretty sure you're already aware of that, but if you aren't, re-read the thread.