For the record

[steven]

Most hospitals are literally ran by the nurses now a days.

[mikenold]

Originally Posted by FisherRd

Changing bed pans and letting the doctor slap you on the ass takes a lot of schooling. oh yeah, you also have to hand out tylenol and put those cute white hats on.

I do like the uniforms and hats. But the doctor better not be slapping my nurses butt! That is something that I get to do exclusively.

Oh, I say that because my wife is a nurse!

Really, nurses work very hard and have a very stressful job.

[Rhiannon]

Originally Posted by FisherRd

What semester do they teach you guys how to apply a band-aid, or do they just tell you to wait for a real medical professional to arrive, like an emt or something?

A Nurse/Massage Therapist? So basically you type up whatever the doctor tells you, fix him his lunch, give out some cough syrup, and then give him a happy ending?

There is always ONE loser who mentions a happy ending when I tell people Im a Massage Therapist... Figures it was you who fell into that category Fishy... I would have to make you take out a home equity loan before i would ever give you a happy ending.. and even then I would have to think about it really Hard and Long.. Im sure you will be no inspiration, so I will be sure to ask my snake charming friend to come along just in case we need the extra help. NOT

[mesue]

Originally Posted by therising

Do RN's make fun of LPN's only behind their backs? Or, do they do it front of them as well?
And, isn't it true that the better-looking LPN's usually get out of it pretty quickly? That is, because they get knocked up by a Doctor?

You know me, I'll stab you in the front
Seriously, I have a lot of respect for LPNs. I know some that will out nurse an RN hands down every time. I don't say that because I teach them, I say that because it's true.
Nurses leave their profession early because of burnout. Burnout transcends beauty.

[FisherRd]

Originally Posted by Rhiannon

I will be sure to ask my snake charming friend to come along just in case we need the extra help. NOT

Thanks for the compliment. Now go fetch me a cup of juice and a vitamin. Oh, and you need to restock your massage room with Jergen's...

[Rhiannon]

[quote=FisherRd;666670]Thanks for the compliment. Now go fetch me a cup of juice and a vitamin. Oh, and you need to restock your massage room with Jergen's...[/QUO


Jergens?? That causes penile cancer... Your in trouble now!! LOL Cant wait to wipe your ASS! I'll get the sandpaper...

[FisherRd]

Originally Posted by Rhiannon

Cant wait to wipe your ASS!

Although I'm sure that's true, you'll be long gone before that needs to happen, Granny.

When you get your massge hooker's license be sure to post the ad you place on CraigsList so we can all get a laugh.

"Hairy knuckled post menopausal chain smoking white trash looking to relieve your stress."

[Rhiannon]

Originally Posted by FisherRd

Although I'm sure that's true, you'll be long gone before that needs to happen, Granny.

When you get your massge hooker's license be sure to post the ad you place on CraigsList so we can all get a laugh.

"Hairy knuckled post menopausal chain smoking white trash looking to relieve your stress."

Never smoked a day in my life...

shaved my knuckels this morning

Work as a Hospice Nurse and will be using my Massage to help people that are dying with their pain.

I dont use craigslist because people like you look on there...
You impotent little twit...