Muslim Terrorists

[Pauldo]

Everyone seems to wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer as
suicide bombers. The answer seems fairly simple...
No Christmas
No television
No beer
No pizza
No football
No cheerleaders
No tailgate parties
No baseball
No hockey
No golf
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No New England clam chowder
No vacation at the beach and besides, you hate sand
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the kids next-door because they're sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else and she smells just like your donkey;
but your donkey has a better disposition
Then...they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[atotaltotalfan2001]

Everyone seems to wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer as
suicide bombers. The answer seems fairly simple...
No Christmas
No television
No beer
No pizza
No football
No cheerleaders
No tailgate parties
No baseball
No hockey
No golf
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No New England clam chowder
No vacation at the beach and besides, you hate sand
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the kids next-door because they're sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else and she smells just like your donkey;
but your donkey has a better disposition
Then...they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Good job of being ridiculous and an embarrassment to your own country.

[atotaltotalfan2001]

In the interest of fair play, let's talk about what the other side thinks....

Reasons being a Muslim is good.....

1. No WalMart to suck the life out of your culture and economy.
2. No gang warfare to make you afraid of walking out your front door
3. No fast-food chains and junk food galore to make you fat and ugly (physically) before your time....and to cost the rest of the country a fortune trying to keep you alive
4. Respect for your elders. Ever listen to the way young people talk to their elders? It's a disgrace. Ever take a look at all the elderly hidden away in disgusting "rest homes"? Ever smell those homes or look at the tragic faces in them? Pay a small fortune for those homes even though they are hell on earth?
You won't find that in the Muslim culture (outside of the West). They take care of their own. Do we?

....to be continued.....

[Pauldo]

Good job of being ridiculous and an embarrassment to your own country.

Ya right, and I bet you laughed!

[atotaltotalfan2001]

Ya right, and I bet you laughed!

No. I didn't laugh. I was sad and embarrased for you.

[Pauldo]

No. I didn't laugh. I was sad and embarrased for you.

What are you, pro Muslim? Don't give me this political correct crap that you are spewing. I hate to say it, but I'm embarrased for you and I don't even know you!

[atotaltotalfan2001]

What are you, pro Muslim? Don't give me this political correct crap that you are spewing. I hate to say it, but I'm embarrased for you and I don't even know you!

And being pro Muslim is bad why?

[Pauldo]

And being pro Muslim is bad why?

Point blank---you must be a complete idiot---the Muslims advocate the total destruction of the nation of Israel.

[therising]

This is one of those "why bother wasting your breath on this" threads.

Score:
atotaltotalfan2001 1
Archie Bunker 0

[steven]

Everyone seems to wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer as

suicide bombers. The answer seems fairly simple...



No lobster



Then...they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Long ago, lobsters were so plentiful that Native Americans used them to fertilize their fields and to bait their hooks for fishing. In colonial times, lobsters were considered "poverty food." They were harvested from tidal pools and served to children, to prisoners, and to indentured servants, who exchanged their passage to America for seven years of service to their sponsors. In Massachusetts, some of the servants finally rebelled. They had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

[Pauldo]

This is one of those "why bother wasting your breath on this" threads.

Score:
atotaltotalfan2001 1
Archie Bunker 0

Sounds like Meathead to me!

[Stevenco]

The same reason so many are quick to sign up for suicide bombers is the same reason so many young American men were so gungho to sign up for the war in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Both were mislead by their leaders into believing that they were fighting for a good cause. We don't have suicide bombers because we can bomb from far away and high in the sky.

Glad I could clear it up for you Pauldo, now stop calling names.

TTFandRising, Go shower.

[Stevenco]

Try this: step back to an aerial view of the earth and all the political boundries disappear. All you see is two factions fighting, not unlike microbe colonies. Neither right, neither wrong, just fighting.
Politcal boundries are temporary and artificial. Muslims are fine, so are Jews and Americans and everyone else, exept for the evil old guys who start these wars but won't fight them and won't let their kids go either. They'll send your kid.

[Pauldo]

The same reason so many are quick to sign up for suicide bombers is the same reason so many young American men were so gungho to sign up for the war in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Both were mislead by their leaders into believing that they were fighting for a good cause. We don't have suicide bombers because we can bomb from far away and high in the sky.

Glad I could clear it up for you Pauldo, now stop calling names.

TTFandRising, Go shower.

The idiot implies that I am Archie Bunker so I felt justified.

[therising]

The idiot implies that I am Archie Bunker so I felt justified.

Please call a spade a spade. I accused you of being an Archie Bunker-type bigot, I didn't imply anything.