Everyone seems to wonder why Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer as
suicide bombers. The answer seems fairly simple...
No tailgate parties
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No chocolate chip cookies
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No New England clam chowder
No vacation at the beach and besides, you hate sand
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the kids next-door because they're sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else and she smells just like your donkey;
but your donkey has a better disposition
Then...they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?