I see you are all fired up now Slitter. That’s good. I am sorry to disappoint you though. I knew where Boston keeps the tanker. It is up on the hill. It does not fit in their current hall. I’ve been there. I know.
I’m sorry you somehow decided I did not know where it was. You are mistaken. I know where every single piece of fire fighting apparatus is in this Town. I can even tell you when one of them is out of service.
As far as our other hill, well that is where Patchin has the big V-10 Suburban parked. It is not a Chiefs’ vehicle, but it sure looks like one. Most people never see it. It just sits there although I know it was used for a wedding last year.
Do you have any more questions about the fire fighting equipment in this Town?
Also, I did not “just call” Hamburg dispatch for the information. I receive monthly written reports. Do you want to know the busiest time of day for calls in Town? Do you want to know the busiest day of the week? Just ask. I can give it to you and I don’t have to call anyone.
All this truth must really be starting to hurt. -jay