Carl has commanded over 250 million troops over the course of 60 years and 4 major wars. He was won 15 medals of honor and 72 purple hearts.
Oh, and he taught every one of his 250 million soldiers proper hygiene along the way.
Hey Carl, if you are going to make up stuff, make up really good stuff.
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Uh, how about his campaign manager's admission and Carl's official military record? good enough for you?
'Commander' Carl's Army claims a crockClaims by Republi can Carl Paladino's campaign that he commanded 250 men at Fort Bliss, Texas, during six months of active Army service in 1971 are false, The Post has found.
Paladino's campaign manager, Michael Caputo, admitted the contentions were wrong after The Post obtained military records showing the Buffalo builder was on active duty for only three months, and was at Fort Bliss for training as a newly commissioned officer in the late summer of 1971, while the Vietnam War was raging.
Caputo last month told Dan Collins, editor-at-large of The Huffington Post, that Paladino spent "six months active duty with orders for Vietnam" and was "responsible for training 250 men during that time at Fort Bliss."
A Sept. 26 profile of Paladino in The New York Times also claimed that at Fort Bliss, Paladino "was soon given command of 200 soldiers training for combat in Vietnam. "
Official records reveal that Paladino was on active duty only from Aug. 5, 1971, to Nov. 4, 1971, and that he was at the sprawling Texas military base for an "acad," or, as a military expert told The Post, "academic" program aimed at training new officers.
Caputo's admission came after The Post arranged for a former senior Fort Bliss officer to review Paladino's military record. He called claims that Paladino commanded anyone at Fort Bliss "a fraud."
damn that liberal Rupert Murdoch and his media.
Where is what stated?
The outlandish claims are satire - offering Carl some alternatives to his lame lie about commanding 250 troops for 6 months.
If one is going to lie about his military service then he might as well go out and lie big.
Be like Wilt Chamberlin when it comes to claims about sex with women. Wilt didn't make up little lies. He went big. 20,000 big.
Carl should do the same. In fact Carl should not only use the statements I suggested about his military career, but he should claim that Cuomo has had sex with more women than Wilt Chamberlin and that Carl has the names of each and everyone with affidavits (and some pictures he'll be emailing to friends and family at the "appropriate time.")
Hey Carl, there's only a week left - when is it going to be the "appropriate time" to give us those names and affidavits?
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