Originally Posted by
WNYresident
Who was the Russian spy?
Here is how an idiot gets worked over.
Step One - Reads something from the New Yorker with a subhead of SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT but a headline of THREE RUSSIAN SPIES MEET IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
This leads with
Three men alleged to be prominent Russian spies inexplicably gained access to the Oval Office last week and held a high-level meeting there, according to reports.
Eyewitnesses to the meeting said that the three Russian agents spoke at length and shared sensitive intelligence material, at times laughing uproariously.
After approximately an hour, the meeting broke up, with two of the spies leaving the Oval Office and the third remaining behind.
Only an idiot does not question every word there. First, why is alleged not in the title? Second, so this is according to reports that are also Eyewitnesses who were also in the room because that's the only way they would know what was shared and how people were laughing.
Step Two - Reads something on Newday about a photo from the Oval Office with Trump and the Ambassador from Russia.
This leads with
There is President Donald Trump in the Oval Office, smiling and shaking hands with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. The image is haunting.
Kislyak is one of Russia’s top spies, an effective recruiter of other spies, according to U.S. intelligence officials. A spymaster, and avatar for Russian President Vladimir Putin
and gets all worked up but fails to grasp this same Ambassador...sorry SPY...met 15 times with Obama. He has been the Ambassador to the US since 2008. But now, a photo....means so much more.
F*cking morons. Seriously stupid morons.