McCain sucks
Obama sucks
Hillary sucks

however...McCain and Obama have enough support to actually pass legislation and get their agenda passed without much opposition

vote for hillary and the likelihood that her agenda will fail because of her vast and strong anti-hillary opposition is the best reason I can think of to vote for her.

but daddies....if hillary gets in you better keep your daughters away from the white house lest they be molested by cigars and have unsightly stains on their dresses as they exit the first laddy's office.