Anderson Cooper deserves a good old-fashioned South Buffalo Irish beating

[therising]

After having Woodstock point out my chauvanistic ways, in her refined ways, I've done some soul-searching.

Talk amongst yourselves.

[Achbek1]

After having Woodstock point out my chauvanistic ways, in her refined ways, I've done some soul-searching.

Talk amongst yourselves.

I'm not sure how to respond to this but I think that this thread has the most interesing title I've seen in a while!

[300miles]

Anderson Cooper deserves a good old-fashioned South Buffalo Irish beating

I always get the Good-Old-Fashioned-South-Buffalo-Irish beating confused with the Post-Mafia-North-Buffalo-Italian beating.

I'm sure it's nothing like the Modern-Loco-Lower-West-Side-Puerto-Rican beating. That's some crazee sh**.

[therising]

Lot's of people get them confused, but it's really pretty simple:

Puerto-Rican beating - switchblade *
Mafia beating - baseball bat *
S Buffalo beating - the cop's knight stick

* Note - cop's knight stick can be used as subsititute if proper payments in lieu of arrests are negotiated prior to the incident.

[Stevenco]

Lot's of people get them confused, but it's really pretty simple:

Puerto-Rican beating - switchblade *
Mafia beating - baseball bat *
S Buffalo beating - the cop's knight stick

* Note - cop's knight stick can be used as subsititute if proper payments in lieu of arrests are negotiated prior to the incident.

What did you say about the disingenuity of altering the fonts within a quote?

[Achbek1]

We can make this into a game:

Nancy Grace deserves to be whooped by a lower West Side gang.

Meredith Viera needs to get crocked with a group of metrosexuals from Cathode Ray.

Greta Von Sustren needs to be whipped with a curtain tie back by a bunch of East Amherst trophy wives.

Bill O'Reilly needs to be chained up by a group of vegetarian, Elmwood-dwelling graduate student types behind the Lexington Co op...

...Okay, I admit I don't even know where I'm going with this...