Recently heard on a new suppository commercial, a famous proctologist with an attitude saying, "TAKE THESE SUPPOSITORIES AND SHOE THEM UP YOUR ASS!"
New Kosher deli that just opened: Shofar, So Good.
Dr. Lyke just got his Optometrist degree and plans to go into business for himself. His new practice is called, "Lyke Eye Care."
New furniture store around the corner: The Ottoman Empire