Two Coyotes were sitting at the side of the I90 near Buffalo NY.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,"I can't understand how you became be so much bigger 'n me. We're the the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Coyote, What have you been
eatin' boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Coyote. "Hmm.
Well, where are you catching them?" "Down the other side of City Hall near the parkin lot by the Statler Building." "Same here says the bigger Coyote.
Hmm. How do you catch em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of the Lexus and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big Coyote, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by
the time you get done shakin' the **** out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an ******* and a briefcase.