Bachmann: I was there. Machmann's mom: No she wasn't

[nogods]

Bachmann skipped family reunion she cited

[300miles]

But she caught up with an uncle Jerry by phone.
I typed out the full transcript. Here's how it went...

Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Bachmann
How's by you? How's by you?
How's by you the family? How's your sister Emily?
She's nice too. She's nice too.

(Jerry Bachmann, Jerry Bachmann,
So what's new? So what's new?)

Whatcha doing Michelle?
(Reading 'Juice' by Ishmael.)
He's nice too.
(He's nice too.)

Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Bachmann,
How's by you? How's by you?

How's your brother Bernie?
(He's a big attorney.)

How's your sister Doris?
(Still with William Morris.)

How's your cousin Shirley?
(She got married early.)

How's her daughter Esther?
(Skipped a whole semester.)

How's your brother Bentley?
(Feeling better ment'ly.)

How's your cousin Ida?
(She's a freedom rider.)

What's with Uncle Sidney?
(They took out a kidney.)

How's your sister Norma?
(She's a non-conforma.)

How's yours cousin Lena?
(Moved to Pasadena.)

How's your Uncle Nathan?
(Him I got no faith in.)

I ain't heard from Sonja.
(I'll get her to phone ya.)

How's her daughter Rita?
(A regular Lolita.)

How's your cousin Manny?
(Signed up with Vic Tanny.)

How's your nephew Seymour?
(Seymour joined the Peace Corps.)

He's nice too. He's nice too.

Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Bachmann
How's by you?
How's by you?
Give regards to Hi now,
Gotta say goodbye now.
(Give regards to Moe now.)
(Well I gotta go now.)
Toodle-oo.
Toodle-oo.
Toodle-oo.

[Mindcrime]

Expecting the truth from Bachmann is like expecting Hershey's syrup from a maple tree.

[Yankeefan2009]

Who the hell cares?

[ILOVEDNY]

Who the hell is this Machmann lady??

[mesue]

Who the hell is this Machmann lady??

nogod's girlfriend

[Mindcrime]

Who the hell is this Machmann lady??

Winner of the Iowa Straw Poll, Tea Party favorite and likely front-runner for the Republican Party. So sorry.

[WNYresident]

Winner of the Iowa Straw Poll, Tea Party favorite and likely front-runner for the Republican Party. So sorry.

There is something wrong with her. I haven't pinned it down but there is something not quite right....

Ron Paul and Rubio or Rubio, Ron Paul....

The democrats blew it when they gave us Barry.

[ILOVEDNY]

Winner of the Iowa Straw Poll, Tea Party favorite and likely front-runner for the Republican Party. So sorry.

Yes you are so sorry.
You need to refresh oh mindlessgrime.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/publ...18_bachmann_13

GOP Primary: Perry 29%, Romney 18%, Bachmann 13%

[nogods]

Inspired by: http://www.artrick-playground.com/st...81_profile.jpg

But with apologies to Kim Carnes, here's the start, help to finish it:


Her hair is Clairol brown,
Her lips spew crazy surprise
Her policies resemble a clown
She's got Michelle Bachman eyes
She'll turn her bible on
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as tea party bull
She got Michelle Bachman eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Sarah Palan Stand off sighs,
She's got Michelle Bachman