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    Letterman's Top Ten

    Last ten things Osama Bin Laden said:
    10.*"My horoscope says 'big surprises are in store.'"
    9. "See, this is why I normally don't answer the door.
    8. "The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo..."
    7. "What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice'?"
    6. "I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise."
    5. "At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne."
    4. "I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the No. 1 movie."
    3. "Any man with multiple wives welcomes death, am I right, fellas?"
    2. "I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head."
    1. "Oh, crap!"
    And He said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Mark 16:15
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    I'm not really into musings about dead people, no matter how evil they were, but I thought this brought some levity to it...
    And He said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Mark 16:15
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    The guy was a piece of fecal matter.

    We flushed him.

    Now its time to turn on the bathroom fan and expel the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nogods View Post
    Now its time to turn on the bathroom fan and expel the smell.
    You got yours' on?
    The above is opinion & commentary, I am exercising my 1st Amendment rights as a US citizen. Posts are NOT made with any malicious intent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Broughton View Post
    You got yours' on?
    No - I like the stinky smell of Jesus to linger for a while. Reminds me of my altar boy days when BS was all around me.

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    #2 shoulda been #1
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. No one is entitled to their own facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nogods View Post
    No - I like the stinky smell of Jesus to linger for a while. Reminds me of my altar boy days when BS was all around me.
    Revealing.....
    The above is opinion & commentary, I am exercising my 1st Amendment rights as a US citizen. Posts are NOT made with any malicious intent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindcrime View Post
    #2 shoulda been #1
    Talk to Letterman's writers, it's their list
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