View Poll Results: If I had a Time Machine, I would-

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  • Go back in time and correct my worst mistakes

    4 36.36%
  • Go back in time and beat the hell out of bullies who tormented me!

    1 9.09%
  • Kill all of the evil people from history:Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Castro-

    0 0%
  • I'd travel to the future! I want to know what happens to the world!

    4 36.36%
  • Destroy the Time Machine to avoid "playing God" and tampering with the natural order of events

    2 18.18%
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Thread: If you had a Time Machine, what would you do with it?

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    Post If you had a Time Machine, what would you do with it?

    I had to ask it. One of those "stupid, insipid" questions that someone invariably asks us, so that they can tell us what THEY would do with a Time Machine. I got this idea from the comedian, Louis C.K.

    So.

    What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
    Would you go back and change things in your life for the better?

    Would you go back and seek revenge?

    Would you travel to the future?
    Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.

    Emma Bull

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    I'd go back to 1975 and invest heavily in Microsoft.

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    oh my someones been smoking pot and thinking rather grand of themselves

    oh my someones been smoking pot and thinking rather grand of themselves

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    I'd go back to bush jr.'s national guard disappearing act era and make sure he was thrown in the stockades for not only abandoning his post but also for turning his back on this country at that time! What if the Vietnamese invaded our southern borders at that time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dumbfounded
    I had to ask it. One of those "stupid, insipid" questions that someone invariably asks us, so that they can tell us what THEY would do with a Time Machine. I got this idea from the comedian, Louis C.K.

    So.

    What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
    Would you go back and change things in your life for the better?

    Would you go back and seek revenge?

    Would you travel to the future?
    I'd love to go back in time to see how the Pyramids were built. I'd bet that their construction technique was simple and if we knew we'd slap our foreheads and say, "Damn, why didn't I know of that?"

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    I'd go back about 3 minutes and get my time back from reading this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Depew.to.you
    I'd go back about 3 minutes and get my time back from reading this.
    LOL
    First Amendment rights are like muscles, if you don't exercise them they will atrophy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfing USA


    This was a great cartoon. Definitely a LOL

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    I would go back in time and throw rocks with a caveman named Ork.
    I'm just here to make people laugh. And to confuse people. Oh, and to irritate people.

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    I would go back to the time before the first building was ever built around Niagara Falls to see what it really looks like.
    First Amendment rights are like muscles, if you don't exercise them they will atrophy.

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    Go back in time & play todays lottery Numbers.

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    Post Another genius heard from!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Depew.to.you
    I'd go back about 3 minutes and get my time back from reading this.


    It took you THREE MINUTES to read this?!


    Take a time machine back to 1st grade and start over again! Your brain needs a tune up!!

    This thread was never meant to be "deep" or a Metaphysical debate.
    Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.

    Emma Bull

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