Another Bad dog story

[nogods]

If you can't laugh at this you don't have a sense of humor:

Pastor Shoots Family Dog For Chewing Off Baby Jesus' Head

[the ocho]

If you can't laugh at this you don't have a sense of humor:

Pastor Shoots Family Dog For Chewing Off Baby Jesus' Head

nothing says merry christmas more than pumping the family pet full of hot lead under the christmas tree. He was probably all juiced up on the holiday egg nog, too. No more reindeer games for this priest. "vaya con dios, bitch"

Its a good thing he keeps a loaded handgun just laying around with little kids in the house, and isn't scared to put their lives in danger when he needs to deliver some holy justice.

[Save Us]

nothing says merry christmas more than pumping the family pet full of hot lead under the christmas tree. He was probably all juiced up on the holiday egg nog, too. No more reindeer games for this priest. "vaya con dios, bitch"

Its a good thing he keeps a loaded handgun just laying around with little kids in the house, and isn't scared to put their lives in danger when he needs to deliver some holy justice.

Obviously, The dog was possessed by Satan and needed to be dispatched.

I thought they started with Holy Water and prayers...first.

[ERIEMAN]

Hahah...

I love the line "he spat out his Menorah chew toy and made a beeline for our precious Savior"

This is a satirical website, FYI...