Schmucky Craigslist Jobs: Cross Posting Thread

[Achbek1]

I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER JOB POSTERS... THIS GUY IS KEEPING WITH THE CRAIGSLIST DRUGGIES AND DRUNKS THEME...

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2353031378.html

$8.00hr digging job is joke (buffalo)
Date: 2011-04-29, 12:44PM EDT
Reply to: job-p4ujf-2353031378@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
WHOEVER THIS GUY IS LOOKING FOR SLAVE LABOR, HE WILL GET DRUGGIES & DRUNKS & THIEVES HE DESERVES

* Location: buffalo
* Compensation: NOTHING
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2353031378

[Achbek1]

VIGILANTE POSTS ARE THE BEST:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/trd/2366638783.html

RE:PAINTER AND MUDDER NEEDED strong painter,mudder,carpenter (westside hood rat apts)
Date: 2011-05-06, 5:50PM EDT
Reply to: job-rbkej-2366638783@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

do not work 4 this ponytailed doosh. he thinks he is gods gift to earth, and is the biggest d bag loser ever. you will not be painting, mudding, and doing carpentry like the ads say, but rather cleaning up rat ****, roaches and cleaning bathrooms in westside scumholes and working alongside his immigrant mail-order bride girlfriend all day, or even worse him. you will either quit or be fired within a few months anyways definately not worth the pay, your time or having to deal w this clown. wouldnt waste my time or effort if you actually have legitimate skills that are worth being paid for . . .

* Location: westside hood rat apts
* Compensation: not enough
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2366638783

[Achbek1]

Saw this post today, kinda looks like the stuff Rez has been posting lately:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2387941337.html

yugfiuh anf
Date: 2011-05-18, 8:36AM EDT
Reply to: job-25s47-2387941337@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

we nned htdy

* Compensation: infinite
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2387941337

[Achbek1]

Oooh, this is fun:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/csr/2387726488.html

PERSON WHO POURS DRINKS (A BAR)
Date: 2011-05-18, 12:35AM EDT
Reply to: job-s2rxb-2387726488@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We're A Neighborhood Bar, Located @ 2460 Clinton St., That Is Looking 4 A Few Bartenders Who "R" Familiar W/ The Area & The People Who Live In & Around It...

And "R" Interested In Helping Us Develop & Build A Wonderful Weeknight Clientel.

Apply In Person... --- (716) 939-4631 --- In Case U Get Lost!


* Location: A BAR
* Compensation: hourly rate
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2387726488

[Achbek1]

What do they mean by "ROCKING" here? Do they mean to "rock" as in to be cool? Do they mean rocking in some odd HR lingo perhaps, similar to "floater?" Do they mean you need to wear a leather jacket with studs and sing Joan Jett songs all day?

Hmmm...

Intelligent /Rocking Receptionist/Administrator Wanted Locally
Date: 2011-05-18, 11:19AM EDT
Reply to: job-npexw-2388229143@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The position of Receptionist – Office Administrator is critically important to our organization. We are seeking an outgoing, friendly and experienced receptionist with the ability to manage multiple tasks and graciously accept direction on given assignments. Candidates should have excellent written and verbal communication skills.
The specific responsibilities of this position include, but are not limited to:
• Working hours are 9:00 – 5:00 M-F (overtime may be required, occasionally)
• Professional phone etiquette and business casual appearance required
• Positive attitude
• Visitor registration
• Maintain the appearance of the front office in a neat and orderly fashion at all times
• Ensure incoming and outgoing mail is administered correctly and timely
• Maintain inventory on office supplies and replenishment as needed; research pricing online to assure best price
• Coordinate travel: book flights, rental cars, hosting of functions, and complete executive expense reports
• Backup to other support staff with administrative functions such as data entry, filing and assisting with company business meetings and company functions
SKILLS REQUIRED:
Computer knowledge and proficiency with Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, Outlook, etc.).

ABSOLUTELY NO RECRUITERS OF ANY KIND SHOULD REPLY TO THIS OFFER!

* Compensation: 650.00/weekly
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2388229143

[buffy]

What do they mean by "ROCKING" here? Do they mean to "rock" as in to be cool? Do they mean rocking in some odd HR lingo perhaps, similar to "floater?" Do they mean you need to wear a leather jacket with studs and sing Joan Jett songs all day?

Hmmm...

Intelligent /Rocking Receptionist/Administrator Wanted Locally
Date: 2011-05-18, 11:19AM EDT
Reply to: job-npexw-2388229143@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The position of Receptionist – Office Administrator is critically important to our organization. We are seeking an outgoing, friendly and experienced receptionist with the ability to manage multiple tasks and graciously accept direction on given assignments. Candidates should have excellent written and verbal communication skills.
The specific responsibilities of this position include, but are not limited to:
• Working hours are 9:00 – 5:00 M-F (overtime may be required, occasionally)
• Professional phone etiquette and business casual appearance required
• Positive attitude
• Visitor registration
• Maintain the appearance of the front office in a neat and orderly fashion at all times
• Ensure incoming and outgoing mail is administered correctly and timely
• Maintain inventory on office supplies and replenishment as needed; research pricing online to assure best price
• Coordinate travel: book flights, rental cars, hosting of functions, and complete executive expense reports
• Backup to other support staff with administrative functions such as data entry, filing and assisting with company business meetings and company functions
SKILLS REQUIRED:
Computer knowledge and proficiency with Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, Outlook, etc.).

ABSOLUTELY NO RECRUITERS OF ANY KIND SHOULD REPLY TO THIS OFFER!

* Compensation: 650.00/weekly
* Telecommuting is ok.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2388229143

$650 per week for a part-time job - wowweeee!

[Achbek1]

$650 per week for a part-time job - wowweeee!

I think this is a scam post. Lots of these posts just want people to send an email so the poster can then in turn spam them with links to fake job posting sites, spyware, etc.

Whenever I see an entry level type posting that claims it pays over 17 bucks an hour the red flags go up.

[Achbek1]

THIS WEEK'S "BEST OF" FOR VIGILANTE POSTS:

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2410407468.html

watch out for KIRBY VACCUMES (ton,w.sen,wny)
Date: 2011-05-30, 9:49AM EDT
Reply to: job-wxxbq-2410407468@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
it's the beginning of the week...so KIRBY will be posting!!! KEY PHRASES TO LOOK OUT FOR ARE NEEDED 15-20 PEOPLE.IMMEDIATE HIRE/INTERVIEW..400 WKLY PLUS BONUS/...IT'S ALL BULL****,DON'T WASTE YOUR GAS OR TIME. IT'S DOOR TO DOOR SELLING OF VACCUME CLEANERS,FOR 1700 DOLLARS...IT'S A SCAM THEY BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME..THEY'LL ALSO POST COMPANY'S BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 75 YRS.WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE. also the old one"COMPANY EXPANSION

* Location: ton,w.sen,wny
* Compensation: WASTE OF YOUR GAS ,TIME
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2410407468

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2403430819.html

RE: RE: Air Duct Techs (Buffalo-Rochester)
Date: 2011-05-26, 7:34AM EDT
Reply to: job-xgmz5-2403430819@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Yes, you are right about this company (its on Transit Rd.), it is a ripoff. I was hire there several months ago and I lasted a day. We walked into an elderly womans home (she was on disability and used a walker, living on SSD) to do her vents for $79.95. She was talked into spending $800. from some ugly fat ******* from NYC. My last call was at an address in Orchard Park I recognized as my cousin, so I called him and tipped him off to the scam. He called the office and cancelled just as we drove up. When we got back to the office, I quit. My question is: why did it take you so long to recognize this as a scam?

* Location: Buffalo-Rochester
* Compensation: dont give them your money, send them back to NYC or whatever rock they crawled o
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2403430819

[Achbek1]

Another great vigilante post!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/csr/2462180194.html

re: Customer Service Specialist (Hooray Scams!)
Date: 2011-06-25, 3:32PM EDT
Reply to: job-u64sf-2462180194@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hey, spammers, here's a thought: before posting your fake job ads, READ THE ****ING THINGS FIRST. Granted, most people have terrible grammar and punctuation, but we expect job postings to read like they were written by somebody who finished middle school. If they don't contain a single correct sentence, we get suspicious.

Also, you might want to make sure the job requirements make sense. For example, this brilliant posting specifically requires that their new hire "is sick very often." Huh? Really? You want a new employee who doesn't show up to work?

I speak for everybody who's diligently looking for a job when I say that I hope all you spammer, scammers, and pyramid-scheme-pushing *******s die slowly in a tire fire. ****heads.

* Location: Hooray Scams!
* Compensation: your undying soul
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2462180194

[Achbek1]

GOTTA LOVE IT!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2459120148.html

watch out for this guy
Date: 2011-06-23, 10:18PM EDT
Reply to: job-aqnvy-2459120148@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Full time mechanic needed. Must have your own tools. Please call 716-830-2928.

This guy drinks from 10 am till closing He will scream, yell and treat u like ****.

* Compensation: off the books

* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2459120148

[Achbek1]

Man, who knew?

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/fbh/2380421332.html

fieldstone chef

Date: 2011-05-14, 9:35AM EDT
Reply to: job-fzbyf-2380421332@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

if your a weasel who likes to snitch and kiss ass than you the chef 4 him sucessfull yes ******* very much so i would rather die a slow death than deal with fieldstone

* Compensation: tbd
* OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2380421332

[Achbek1]

WHOO HOO! YA GOTTA LOVE DEM ROOFERS!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/trd/2447612977.html

Roofers (WNY)
Date: 2011-06-18, 6:27AM EDT
Reply to: job-qs95j-2447612977@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Need 2 responsible individuals. (If you are one of those who are late all the time, do not show up for work, whose dog chews up the alarm clock cord, or smokes crack, please stop reading and reply to another post.) This is a company with a strong reputation that treats all of its employees with respect. Pay is excellent and based on your level of excellence. Outstanding work environment. Must have minimum 5 years experience. Must have own transportation. Respond with phone #

* Location: WNY
* Compensation: bases on experience
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2447612977


SO IF YOUR DOG SMOKES CRACK, DO NOT APPLY?

[Achbek1]

WOW...

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/eng/2466114595.html

student loans y2k rebooted (the world wide web)
Date: 2011-06-27, 9:05PM EDT
Reply to: job-bk2yx-2466114595@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Wanted:
I am looking for someone to hack the student loan database and destroy all records. Somehow my school illegally overcharged my loans, and now, all I can do is hide in a cave somewhere or fake my own death. Does anyone know how long I have to be missing until I am legally proclaimed dead? Why does Sallie Mae get blanket immunity with the department of education? Why wont they show me my files? Why is it that if my school steals money from me, they are not held accountable, but if I stole the money back I would be in prison. Awesome. Come and get me Department of Education! Take whatever you want! I own nothing. Take my "other" virginity if you please, because your are already ass raping me.

What I would give go back to go back in time...

* Location: the world wide web
* Compensation: You might be hired by the CIA if you can pull this off!
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2466114595

[Achbek1]

FREE PIZZA AND BEER IN EXCHANGE FOR LABOR (Amherst)
Date: 2011-08-16, 8:22PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

I need help transferring a shed into a chill spot. Heavy lifting required because the furniture stored in there has to be organized into one side. Also need to clean out webs and sweep and vaccuum the couch. Pizza and beer is the only compensation. I'm looking for 5 guys max to help. Not over 25 and not creepy, (I'm 18). Also it would be nice if you look good with your shirt off while working Please send shirtless face pics to my email. Looking to do this Sunday August 21st.
Thank you,
Julie

* Location: Amherst
* Compensation: FREE PIZZA AND BEER, if youre good looking and do a good job I may invite some p
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 2550698839

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lab/2550698839.html

[WNYresident]

PIzza... Oh that is going to send me on a tangent...