I hate to be the one of bad news, but let me clue you all in on something...
Unless perjury can be proven, in court, its NOT perjury.
you can commit perjury while under oath, however, that perjury must be proven, will court is in session, otherwise you are free and clear... to break the law. I know this as first hand knowledge and know someone - personally, who comitted perjury not once, not twice but SEVEN TIMES and got away with it. To prove perjury, you must prove they are lieing, the providing of proof falls upon you.