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boomeriam
February 23rd, 2006, 10:10 PM
Subject: South Dakota vs New Orleans



Subject: South Dakota vs. New Orleans

This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of
South Dakota after the recent snow storm.

Weather Bulletin

Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event
may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" with a
historic blizzard of up to 44" of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke
trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists
in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities
and cut power to 10s of thousands.

FYI:

George Bush did not come....

FEMA did nothing...

No one howled for the government...

No one blamed the government

No one even uttered an expletive on TV

Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit

Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else

Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either

CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5
snow storm

Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards

No one asked for a FEMA trailer house

No one looted

Nobody - I MEAN Nobody demanded the government do something

Nobody expected the government to do anything either

No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No
Geraldo Rivera

No Sean Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found

And . . . .

Nope, we just melted the snow for water

Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars

The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a
penny

Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments
delivered it to the snow bound families

Families took in the stranded people - total strangers

Fired up wood stoves

Broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns

We put on an extra layer of clothes because up here it is "Work or
Die"

We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out
of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades
votes for 'sittin at home' checks.

Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen
this early . . . we know it can happen and how to deal with it
ourselves.

"In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
48 degrees North Latitude, 90% most of t! he world's social problems
evaporate."

It's Most Interesting - Isn't this the way it's suppose to be? People
taking care of their own and others. NOT THE GOVERNMENT.



I really like the last line.:)