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Brandon
April 29th, 2009, 09:45 AM
Obama is ready. He is prepared.

When the flying pigs with swine flu start flocking into our neighborhoods and swooping down and biting residents and giving them the swine flu.... Obama WILL be ready with the National Guard to shoot them out of the skies.

I agree that the media 'just isn't reporting the story', but they are working with the President, and don't want to panic all the citizens of the United States.

This whole flying pig scare will be over shortly. All thanks to our President.

I'm sure that the conservatives here will try to argue with me, but the fact is: You cannot show me evidence of any successful flying pig attacks in the next 2 weeks...... because Obama is doing his job.

Truthdetector
April 29th, 2009, 10:02 AM
Well, now at least we all know what Brandon does for a living..... comedy writer for the Jay Leno Show. Your talent is amazing.

Brandon
April 29th, 2009, 10:10 AM
Truthdetector - Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I've heard that somewhere.
:)

Truthdetector
April 29th, 2009, 10:12 AM
Keep dreaming. Anyway, don't you have to get dressed for work? Burger King starts serving lunch @ 11:00 and you need to get the grill ready. Have your mom pack you a nice lunch.