Libertarians vs Anarchists

[mikewrona]

Libertarians vs. Anarchists


What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??

Libertarians are anarchists with money.

Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.

Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.

Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.

Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.

Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.

Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.

A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.

Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.

Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.

Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything.

Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose.

Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think.

[tronix75]

You know something mikewrona,

I know you didn't write this but...
Whoever wrote this is ignorant. This person clearly has no idea what a Libertarian or an Anarchist is. If he did, it might make sense or even be funny.
This person should stick to doing something more his speed, like Mickey vs. Pluto

[mikewrona]

Originally posted by tronix75
You know something mikewrona,

I know you didn't write this but...
Whoever wrote this is ignorant. This person clearly has no idea what a Libertarian or an Anarchist is. If he did, it might make sense or even be funny.
This person should stick to doing something more his speed, like Mickey vs. Pluto

You are correct in that I didn't write this. I did a google search on "Libertarian vs Anarchist" and it came up.

I'm am interested in what people say about things. Some times responses are very interesting and intelligent things get said, sometimes not. Most of the time a conversation gets started.