Haiku Contest

[ILOVEDNY]

What better way is there to celebrate the return of America's greatness than a Haiku contest? Haikus are of course a form of Japanese poetry (we are now part of the world again so it's okay if everything isn't American all the time) which follows the 5-7-5 syllable format.

Show the world how much you love our new President in verse!

Here are mine:

Barack Obama
How the hell did this happen?
God, what a cluster

My mortgage is due
You will need my coupon book
Now - about healthcare...

More handouts for all
Gimme line starts behind me
At last, no more work

Goodbye Free Market
Socialist Health Care For All!
Pray that lump's benign.

Qualifications.
Who needs them when you've got a
Media in Love?

Bush is doody head
He makes me feel bad inside
Bill Ayers, not so much.

Making decisions
Then I'd be responsible
Better vote "present."

Bought a pound of weed
Grateful Dead albums also
See you in eight years

[Brandon]

You're scared that Obama might actually do something with the awful mess Bush left us.

Talk about un-patriotic and anti-American hoping that the country fails.

[ILOVEDNY]

Talk about un-patriotic and anti-American hoping that the country fails.

Guess our incoming Sec. of State taught me well.

"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say, 'We are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!'"

[FMD]

we actually have a right to kick out any govt official we dont like. Its on our declaration of independance.

What i truelly do not like, is how if you dont like obama, your unamerican, unpatriotic, and above all a RACIST

Honestly, WTF?!

[Brandon]

What i truelly do not like, is how if you dont like obama, your unamerican, unpatriotic, and above all a RACIST

Honestly, WTF?!

That's EXACTLY what I've said for the past 8 years.

If you don't like Bush, you're un-american, unpatriotic.... ummm... WTF?

[Dougles]

That's EXACTLY what I've said for the past 8 years.

If you don't like Bush, you're un-american, unpatriotic.... ummm... WTF?


but not a racist huh?

[300miles]

Barack Obama
The One.. The Only Savior
Global Orgasm


heh heh... this is kinda fun. :)

[ILOVEDNY]

Gasoline is free
Mortgage payments: optional
Baracktopia

We are in control.
Cult of Personality.
Do not question it.



Running out of time
For Bush to send Obama
To Guantanamo

Declare martial law
And crown himself king for life
Like they said he would.

Could they have been wrong?
How? Their community is
Reality-based.

[ILOVEDNY]

Newsmen leg tingles.
Their chosen one has arrived.
Now, get under bus.

[Achbek1]

Architecture snobs
Once again have gone and stopped
A new building here

[Achbek1]

Pretentious jackwads
Will always try to ruin
Normal progress here

[ILOVEDNY]

Poor western NY
Feel like red headed step son
Thrown to wolves again.

[ILOVEDNY]

Princess Caroline
Takes Bat and ball and goes home
Chuck Schumer relieved

[ILOVEDNY]

A friggin' turnip
Is running the show- egads
We are so damn done

Looks like our country
Is almost shovel ready
Right near pine box time

[mesue]

*said/read in zombie voice*
We are the children
Obama is the leader
All money to him

[ILOVEDNY]

That's EXACTLY what I've said for the past 8 years.

If you don't like Bush, you're un-american, unpatriotic.... ummm... WTF?

Please post all responses in Haiku format.

ie:

He ruined my life
Chimpy McHalliburton
Need new boogyman

[run4it]

Don't like Obama
I'll tear him down at all costs
even if I lie

All Republicans
6 years ran the country but
it's Democrats fault

[ILOVEDNY]

Barack love so pure
Piss on leg, tell me it's rain
Sheep to the slaughter

Broken promises
Libtard lies good for country
More please dear leader